I added this to the entry called "Total" so my English piece would make the word requirement of 1,300. Nothing special. I feel kind of silly posting this, actually.
“Young lady, do you have a watch I could borrow?” The man speaking to me from the other side of the counter is probably in his late eighties. He is at that stage of old when all the mottled skin on your face just seems to fold over another pallet of skin. His eyes seem to barely be able to make out anything from behind the drooping skin that has become his eyelids. His glasses are comically huge for eyes so small, big aviators that were popular thirty years ago, if that. Working here has shown me age in every possible respect—from people who age only on the outside, to those whose personalities sour as much as their skin. This man, at least, is nice. He is one of the many old men who seem to make it their duty in age to tell jokes to all the girls who work behind store counters.
“I don’t have a watch actually, sorry,” I reply not unkindly to this obvious joke opener. I hate these jokes because they are never funny and almost always very sad.
The man’s eyes widen a little behind his skin flaps and he says, “Well that’s a shame, because I sure am running out of time!” His stomach shakes with his laughter and he smiles and I fake my “ha, ha, ha” because I want him to feel good after telling his joke. I can’t make much difference in this man’s life, but I can at least laugh instead of leaving an awkward silence for this man to mull over as he walks out the door. So I laugh and he laughs and then I grab his usual pack of cigarettes (Misty Ultralight Menthol 120’s, $4.25) and he pays (like he always does) with $20.25. He walks out the door and I don’t spend too much time thinking about the experience. The whole thing lasted less than three minutes and would probably happen again very soon.